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The Fasting & Prayer Conference will include meals.

 The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight:
"Searching for Jesus."

 Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a
conflict.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person
you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and
medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from
the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend
him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the
back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please
use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"

Last Updated ( Friday, 16 March 2007 )
Verse of the Day
“ I always thank God for you because of his grace given you in Christ Jesus. For in him you have been enriched in every way-in all your speaking and in all your knowledge-” (1 Corinthians 1:4-5)
Latest Events

Fri 21st Nov
6:15pm - 6:45pm
Family Service

Fri 21st Nov
7:00pm - 8:00pm
Choir Practice

Sat 22nd Nov
10:00am - 2:00pm
Christmas Tree Festival

Sun 23rd Nov
8:00am - 9:00am
Eucharist

Sun 23rd Nov
10:00am - 11:30am
Sung Eucharist and Junior Church

Sun 23rd Nov
10:00am - 2:00pm
Christmas Tree Festival

Sun 23rd Nov
6:30pm - 7:30pm
Evensong

Mon 24th Nov
7:00pm - 8:30pm
Hatha Yoga Class

Tue 25th Nov
9:15am - 10:00am
Eucharist BCP

Tue 25th Nov
5:45pm - 6:45pm
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